Super Flea

by Wood Bois

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1.
Oh boy today Gonna have some fun Oh boy today I don't wanna get shit done I wanna have some fun I wanna mess around Wanna have some fun Have a sack of fun People moving back and forth outside my window now I wonder where did they come from I want to go outside and ride my bike and have some fun But i gotta get my homework done We are robots Doing our homework Algebra Trigonometry Calacucus (calculus) and Bioliology (biology) I gotta get it done I gotta buckle down Gotta get it done Graduate on time Sitting and dreaming of ditching homework and going out and having fun but even if i wanted to i can't rebel Because i am mechanical We are robots Doing our homework My father told me when I was five You better do your homework son He came up to me and he threw a book at me He say you better get it done But that day when he hit me with a book, you know i thought that I was dead But when I woke up out of that coma You know what my father say He said We are robots Doing our homework (robots in the dark and then we clap and the lights go back on cuz we have one of those lamps on off on off on off doing our homework we don't wanna do our homework)
2.
Power Outage 04:48
Yo what's up jabroni? You like this ride? I know you do (bad idiot laughs) Wait til we get back to my place bro You're gonna love my set up dude I just dropped 5 G's last week upgrading that shit We're never gonna be bored I got 3D TV's I got projection screens I got movies on DVDs (blu ray) Five different cable providers 1,225 channels of premium content Lots of porn Lots of sports But even more porn Stereo surround sound doorbell You feel like you're in the doorbell Oh my, I've never been in a doorbell before Hey dude, come with me hologram technology Tupac and Biggie in front of me How come i can't start this thing Oh oh oh oh oh oh no It is a power outage There is a no way to charge my phone It's a power outage Let's go for a walk now Check up on the neighbors see if they have power Or a generator We can borrow For an hour til the power til the power Comes back come back come on come on Oh oh oh oh oh oh no It's a power outage There is no way to charge my phone It's a power outage (I want the power back on) I miss dvds 'I miss mp3s I miss cds and casettes Vhs, porno sex, its' the best I miss internet I'm in such bad debt I shouldn't have paid my tax check on that tv set 3d makes me nauseous God i'm such an asshole Dear god, I promise if you turn the power back on I won't use cheat codes anymore. I'll beat the games the way you intended them to be beat. Please, please just turn the power back on. Please, God
3.
MARIO!!! 03:09
MARIO! (3x) NO I wanna be Luigi! He can run fast He can jump high When he eats some mushrooms He can touch the sky But I'm Bowser I'm fuckin Bowser I'm Bowswer I'm fucking Bowser King Koopa He's got a red hat and a mustache when he gets a flower he's gonna burn your ass I've got a hundred coins I've got an extra man I'm sliding down some green ass tubes As fast I can I'm Bowser I'm fuckin Bowser I'm Bowswer I'm fucking Bowser King Koopa You've got a hundred coins I've got a hundred more You can't hang with me playa I got the high score You're just a little dude You're way out of my reach While you're looking for mushrooms I'll be with Princess Peach It's my game so just go home it's my game that's why i'm always mario I'll call your mom now to pick you up if you don't play as luigi I will kick your butt MARIO MARIO MARIO NO I WANNA BE AAAAAAH BOWSER BOWSER BOWSER OH SHIT ITS BOWSER KING KOOPA K to the I to the N to the G You fuckin fuckers can't fuck with me Got a rock hard shell and some spiky shit What's that below you it's a lava pit Ate some shrooms and i'm high on purp You fuckin fuckers are gonna get hurt While you're burnt I'm gettin turnt Got your princess on my lap and she's goin slurp I'm gonna beat this game there's nothing you can do Bowser you can't stop me I'm not afraid of you We're gonna beat this game there's nothing you can do Bowser you can't stop us We're not afraid of you Gotta get out of this dungeon Gotta get out, gotta get out Gotta get out of this dungeon Gotta get out gotta get out I beat Mario Hell yeah I beat Mario Damn right I beat Mario Now i wanna play as Luigi NO! That game sucked Yeah I know
4.
Allow me to take a second to say On behalf of us all Congratulations You are truly a dipshit Oh yeah, you're a dipshit You're a dipshit Yes you are Yes you are, yes you are, yes you are Take plenty of pictures so your friends will know

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An album to commemorate the greatest place on earth, the Super Flea in Cheektowaga, New York. The Super Flea closed because Walmart is a bunch of dipshits and not in a good way. The different styles found on the record reflect the diverse selection of product and services you could find at our former stomping grounds.

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released September 22, 2014

All tracks written and recorded by Wood Bois.

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Wood Bois Buffalo, New York

Wood Bois are a 3 piece from Buffalo, NY consisting of three beautiful and strong tough men. Originally drawn together by their mutual love for Enya, the Bois (as they're called worldwide by their throngs of fans) are taking earth by storm.

"...a clever combination of indie goth electro a la The Drums and the joking nature of The Flight of the Concords," says the press.

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